Conan O’Brien, who’s face has become an unforeseen victim of the writer’s strike, asked viewers to submit ideas on how he can make a zip line he used on the show more interesting. I submitted the following:
“Conan goes down line holding a baby. Baby has pack of Marlboros in it’s swaddling. Don’t just say pack of cigarettes. Specify Marlboros. I’m sure they can use the plug.
Apropo of nothing, my publishing company makes male+male gay romance comic book novels for women. Yaoi Press. I send you free books? http://www.yaoipress.com My writers didn’t go on strike, nyah nyah.”
If only I were the only self-serving a-hole to submit an idea. Since I’m sure everyone with a business tries this, it will likely amount to nothing.